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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 20:46
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?
Loons and Moons
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?
Still no good
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?
share office space ...
No go.
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?
No, not a chance
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
United Airlines Flight Attendants Lose Legal Battle Over ‘Reprehensible’ Sickness Policy - PYOK
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Scientists Reveal Easy Three-Step Plan to Terraform Mars - futurism.com
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading